Archive for April, 2007

Fair Enough

Monday, April 30th, 2007

God and I were talking about religion today. God told me that she really doesn’t have a lot of use for religion as such, she just wants people to be good and has come to the conclusion that religion is not doing that good a job of making that happen. She asked me […]

The St. Peter Principle

Friday, April 27th, 2007

One of the things that religious folks like to say is that without the promise of an afterlife in Heaven or Hell there is no reason for us to live our lives morally and ethically. When I asked him about it, God wasn’t particularly impressed. In fact, he seemed downright saddened.
He told me […]

Groceries

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

I was getting on the road early the other day and stopped in at a convenience store to pick up a donut and a drink. While I was in there I looked over the few shelves of groceries which hold just a little of not a lot. It got me to thinking about […]

How Low Can You Go

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

So after a lot of advance warning and minor speculation, the Catholic Church has published a report that says they will no longer teach about the existence of Limbo, which they point out was never an official church doctrine anyway. I haven’t taken the time to read the forty-one page document, “The Hope of […]

Tilt

Friday, April 20th, 2007

I’m old enough to have played a lot of pinball, back before the machines were crowded out of the arcades by the frenzied beeping of the video games. There’s actually two different approaches to playing pinball, two different philosophies, if you will. They diverge over the way they deal with the tilt […]

Spreading the Word

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Some people make a point of bringing up God all the time. In almost every conversation they point out how their decisions were informed by their understanding of God. Instead of forwarding emails containing lame jokes, they send out lame sermons and trite parables. I got one of these today. So […]

Why Me

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Today I focused on the question of why me. God has been generally evasive when I ask her things like that, but I kept at it today. I came at the question from different angles and tried to piece together her scattered answers.
She told me it wasn’t any one thing and it wasn’t […]

Hedge Fund

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Long before Game Theory was formally developed as a branch of mathematics, Blaise Pascal, the French mathematician, physicist, and philosopher developed what is known as Pascal’s Wager. The wager is predicated on the premise that God rewards those who believe in him with an eternal life in Heaven. The gist of the wager […]

Atheists in Foxholes

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

When God and I were talking today, the old maxim, “There are no atheists in foxholes,” came up. God told me that while there’s certainly some merit to the concept it didn’t turn out to actually be true.
There are two kinds of atheists in foxholes, she told me.
The first are true non-believers, in which […]

A-tisket, A-tasket

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Yesterday was Easter, so I kind of figure I need to say something about it. Now it’s pretty well known that Easter is another one of those holidays that the Christians grabbed onto to ease the transition for newly converted pagans. Easter gets to be the big spring celebration. It always happens […]

God’s Friday

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Well, it’s Good Friday, two days before Easter, the day we’re supposed to remember the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
I never really understood why we call that “good,” but then I had an idea. I thought that maybe it was like African Americans embracing the “N” word or homosexuals referring to themselves as queer, or […]

Entropic Principle

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

One of the big questions is, “Why are we here?” When I ask God about this, and it comes up pretty often, he doesn’t generally give me an answer that’s meaningful in any significant way. So I was kind of surprised when something relevant came up in an entirely different conversation.
I was asking […]

Inheritance Attack

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

In the book of psalms (37:11) it says, “But the meek shall inherit the Earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.” I’ve been trying to reconcile this revelation with the actions of the Republican party for some years now.
The Republicans have made great efforts to convince us that they’re the party […]