Archive for July, 2007

Anthropo-what?

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Humans like to anthropomorphize things; it’s almost a defining characteristic. God tells me this is because we were made in his image.
By the way, that’s one of those things that’s meant to be taken metaphorically, like that the universe was created in seven days. God doesn’t have a constant or even consistent corporeal […]

Allegiance

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Today I asked God about a car I saw on the road. There were only two things on the car to distinguish it from one fresh off one of those “we’ll finance anybody” lots. It had an American flag sticker and it had one of those Christian fish plaques.
Now the reason people stick […]

Skip It

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

I was in a parking lot the other day and a boy, he looked about twelve, went skipping by. That got me to wondering and I asked God why it was that so many kids skip but so few adults. What is it about growing up that just drains the skip out of […]

Flawed Logic

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

I was once told that it is considered an affront to God to make anything perfect. Because of this, artists and craftspeople are expected to deliberately add flaws to their work. The idea is that only God is perfect so by trying to make something manmade be perfect the artist is daring to […]

Can You Hear Me Now

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Every once in a while life throws you a perfect tableau. I was driving along on the freeway today and in the next lane over I noticed the advertising on a car. They were touting that they were experts in Voice Over IP (VOIP) technology. For those that may not know, few […]

Them Again

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

There’s a simple dynamic that I’ve observed over and over again in my tenure as part of the human race. Us versus them. You see it in things like wars where it’s usually country versus country. You see it in business where it may be, say, IBM versus Microsoft. You see […]

The Boxers Rebellion

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Way back when Bill Clinton was first running for President it was an historic moment when he appeared on MTV, showing that he was not only willing to court the youth vote but that he was willing to meet them, at least somewhat, on their own turf. The thing about the appearance that was […]

Diversity Tango

Friday, July 13th, 2007

One of the things I’ve always prided myself on, is a love of variety. I’ve made a point of trying food from all over the world. I have music in my collection from most every genre I know of, from classical to zydeco. And I’ve had sex with all sorts of people, […]

Too Many Whys

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Anyone who has ever had a parent is probably familiar with certain phrases. Today I got one of those phrases from God, and I gotta say that it gained a certain extra weight from that source.
I was bugging God about death. It’s sort of an age old philosophical question: Why do things […]

New Truths for Old

Monday, July 9th, 2007

I saw one of those defensively Christian car plaques today. This one was in the shape of a fish, filled with the word “truth,” that was eating a Darwin fish. Oh, and for those of you that don’t know, a Darwin fish is one of those line drawings (often embodied as a car […]

Again With the Intelligent Design

Friday, July 6th, 2007

So God and I got to talking about Intelligent Design again today. It wasn’t a long conversation, mostly because we’ve hashed a lot of it out before, but I like to go back from time to time and fill in the details.
As a matter of fact, filling in the details is kind of what […]

Fire Works

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

So it’s the fourth of July. Independence Day. Here in the U.S. this is about as macho a holiday as we have. We’re not only celebrating winning a war, we’re celebrating with flaming barbecues and all kinds of fancy explosives.
So I asked God if all the testosterone fueled excess of the day […]

God Groks

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

At the beginning of last week I talked a little about religions trying to understand God, a little about understanding things in general, and a little about the word grok, which the OED (Oxford English Dictionary) defines as “to understand intuitively or by empathy; to establish rapport with.” Ultimately (well, in three fairly short […]