Well, the Christmas season is full upon us.
With just under a month to go, I asked God what her son wanted for his birthday. She said that, living in Heaven, there really wasn’t much that he needed. In fact there was nothing he needed, so I’d need to work on something that he […]
God and I were discussing the Rapture again. For those of you that may not be up-to-date on your theological memes, the Rapture is linked to the apocalypse. The four horsemen come riding in and the world as we know it comes to an end. All the good Christians go straight to […]
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I’m going to take a few minutes today to talk about laws. Not legal laws, like the speed limit, and not established laws of science, like the speed of light, but those aphorisms that people coin and consider to be so obvious that they’re practically indisputable but not so obvious that you can assume […]
So today God and I talked about flowers. Which ones we found pretty, which ones smell good, that kind of thing. It was pretty boring really, so rather than tell you all about it, I thought I’d hijack the blog to offer something that’s either a rant or a public service announcement, or […]
So what with Halloween and all, God and I got to talking about horror movies. The thing that comes up over and over again when you talk about horror movies is how many stupid things the people in them do. They split up, instead of sticking together. They go down into the […]