Archive for February, 2008

Don’t Do That

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Why is it that so many things that we like to do are considered sinful?
When I asked God about this she told me that I was doing to much listening to what other people said were sins. She told me that most things that were declared sins were done so because of some religion’s […]

God’s Nuts

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

I’d had kind of enough. I started venting to God. Why is it that every company that makes cookies with white chocolate feels that they must include macadamia nuts? I mean, I like macadamias well enough but generally I prefer my cookies without nuts. It’s a textural thing, I think, but […]

Sense and Sensuality

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Being single, uninvolved, and disinclined towards one night stands (not that there’s anything wrong with them), I don’t know how universal my views on sensuality might be. I was thinking about that the other day and decided that maybe I could get some insights from God.
I don’t know what I was thinking.
If you’ve been […]

Sex and Sentiment

Friday, February 8th, 2008

So St. Valentine’s Day is next Thursday. Normally I just tend to call it Valentine’s Day but God says she’d rather like it if I didn’t leave off the saint part and, well, who am I to argue.
St. Valentine’s Day is our national celebration of romance. Sure kids get to exchange “be my […]

In the Name of Doing Nothing

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Why is it that so much evil is done in the name of God? Everything from the Crusades and suicide bombers to Fred Phelps picketing soldier’s funerals with signs that read “God hates fags.”
It’s bad enough that God lets evil flourish in the world, but why would she allow it to be done in […]