Archive for June, 2008

George Carlin

Friday, June 27th, 2008

George Carlin died this week. I could say “passed on,” or any number of other euphemisms, but for him, that would be the ultimate in disrespect. George was perhaps the best I’ve ever known for telling the truth without pulling any punches. And he did it while making you laugh.
I didn’t talk […]

The Golden Prayer

Friday, June 20th, 2008

I was talking with God about the apparent ineffectiveness of prayer, and I wanted to know what he looks at when evaluating the worthiness of a prayer. The thing he brought up that I found interesting was that some people operate under a kind of golden rule of prayer. They pray for others because they […]

Working Out the Kinks

Friday, June 13th, 2008

I was talking with a boy I know, the other day, and he mentioned that he’d seen a TV show with perverts in it. I asked him what made them perverts and he said that a guy had done “this” to a woman’s chest, indicating a circular rubbing motion with his hand. Now I […]

Make Up Exam

Friday, June 6th, 2008

God admitted to me today, that almost all religions are based on stuff that somebody just made up. Now he doesn’t have a problem with that. The question, he says, isn’t whether or not they are based on lies but on whether or not they do good things.
Of course, when it comes to doing bad […]