Solitaire
I asked God if he likes to go to parties. It turns out that God is rather shy. He likes talking to people one on one best of all, which it turns out is good for me. He likes to go to concerts sometimes but tends to hang out in the catwalks. He likes to go to county fairs and things, where he can move through the crowd but not be expected to interact with anyone.
He says he tried explaining some of this to early prophets, but that it got all twisted around and ended up turning into a prescription for monogamous marriage for life.
After that he started being more careful about what he says, which is most of the reason why we so rarely hear anything direct from him anymore.
That, and everyone wanting him to do miracles, like he was some parlor magician, or something.
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